Melbourne topless waitress hire
Topless waitress hire in Melbourne for footy finals, spring racing and long weekends on the Peninsula, at one fixed rate.
$150/hr · 3-hr min ($450) · travel extra
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Included- Topless hosting and table service, your hours
- Drinks poured, glasses cleared, food served
- Guests greeted and the night kept moving
- One fixed rate for every waitress
- Verified waitresses, filter-free photos
- GPS check-in before the clock starts
Not included
Not included- Touching from guests
- Photos or video unless the waitress agrees
- Alcohol, food or glassware (you supply them)
- Sex services of any kind
What a night costs in Melbourne
At the fixed rate. Travel estimated from the Melbourne CBD.
Grand final barbecue in Essendon
$1,200
4 hrs · 2 waitresses · $300 held, $900 cash
Cup day long lunch in Brighton
$2,250
5 hrs · 3 waitresses · $562.50 held, $1,687.50 cash
Peninsula house weekend in Rosebud
$1,400
4 hrs · 2 waitresses · $300 held, $1,100 cash
More about topless waitresses in Melbourne
Grand final and Cup season
Melbourne's party calendar peaks in spring. Grand final day fills backyards from Essendon to Glen Waverley with barbecues that start before the bounce and run well after the siren, and a topless waitress lets the host watch the game instead of the grill. Weeks later, spring racing brings Cup day, a public holiday across the metro area, and long lunches that drift into the evening.
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Those dates are claimed early, so start your booking as soon as plans are set. If a favourite is busy that afternoon, her card shows when she's next free.
Weather is the Melbourne wildcard. A sunny morning can turn cold and wet by the last race, so plan an indoor room or a heated alfresco area rather than relying on the backyard.
Weekends on the Peninsula
Groups heading out of town rent houses on the Mornington Peninsula, from Mount Martha to Rye, or in the Yarra Valley among the wineries around Healesville. Both suit a bucks weekend: space, a pool or a fire pit, and fewer neighbours over the fence.
Distance is the trade-off. Travel is worked out from each waitress's home base to the house, and these trips usually run past 30 km, so expect a published travel fee. It's shown before you select and paid to her in full.
Book the hours for when the group is settled at the house, not the drive down. Send gate codes and directions in the booking messages, since some Peninsula and valley properties sit at the end of long, unsigned driveways.
- Areas covered
- Melbourne CBD · Southbank · Docklands · St Kilda · South Yarra · Prahran · Richmond · Fitzroy · Collingwood · Brunswick · Footscray · Williamstown · Essendon · Brighton · Box Hill · Glen Waverley · Doncaster · Werribee · Frankston · Mornington Peninsula
- Travel, per performer
Each performer's travel fee runs from her home base to your door and appears on her card before you select. Inside 30 km it's free. Peninsula houses, Yarra Valley getaways and the outer west usually add a published fee, paid in full to the performer.
- Within 30 km
- No travel fee
- 30–50 km
- $50
- 50–100 km
- $100
- Beyond 100 km
- $200
- Licensed venues
- Victorian pubs, clubs, function rooms and charter boats are licensed venues, and they need the right approvals before topless or nude waitressing or a stage show. Private homes and private hire, from a laneway apartment to a Peninsula holiday house, don't.
FAQ
Questions, answered
Can I book a topless waitress for a Melbourne bar or function room?
Only if the venue holds the right approvals for topless service, which licensed venues in Victoria need. Ask the venue first. A private home or a privately hired house needs nothing extra.
How far ahead should we book for grand final day?
As early as you can, since it's among the busiest dates of the year. Mark a favourite as Preferred, where offered, and she sees the offer before anyone else you've selected.
What if it's cold on the night?
Plan service indoors or under heating. A waitress working topless needs a warm room, and the guests will appreciate it too once the temperature drops after dark.
What does a Melbourne booking cover?
Table service and hosting, topless, for the time you've booked. Luxx books performances and time with verified adult performers. We don't arrange sex services, and performers set and may withdraw their boundaries at any time.
